Thirteen Things My Family Would Never Say

Here’s my Thursday thirteen.

Thirteen things that members of my family would never say:

  1. Here’s the money I owe you.
  2. No, no, no. I’m not going to act a fool at ______’s baby shower/wedding/graduation.
  3. Here, let me help you with that?
  4. Maybe I shouldn’t be so embarrassing!
  5. Let’s go out. On me!
  6. (Loudly) Did anybody lose $20? I just found $20.
  7. Get rid of that yucky candy. Pass the vegetables.
  8. I’m here early.
  9. I was reading this book and…..
  10. What can I bring for Thanksgiving?
  11. No, you’re not the black sheep.
  12. I don’t want to start any trouble.
  13. I’m sorry.