Here’s my Thursday thirteen.
Thirteen things that members of my family would never say:
- Here’s the money I owe you.
- No, no, no. I’m not going to act a fool at ______’s baby shower/wedding/graduation.
- Here, let me help you with that?
- Maybe I shouldn’t be so embarrassing!
- Let’s go out. On me!
- (Loudly) Did anybody lose $20? I just found $20.
- Get rid of that yucky candy. Pass the vegetables.
- I’m here early.
- I was reading this book and…..
- What can I bring for Thanksgiving?
- No, you’re not the black sheep.
- I don’t want to start any trouble.
- I’m sorry.